Yours jokes
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Your (DYM 64).
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.