Yours jokes
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
You're an orphan.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Beans, your mum is fat!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."