Yours jokes
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
Memes
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!