Yours jokes
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Memes
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
More like your anus.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
I fucked your girl.
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.