Yours jokes

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

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What is the funniest joke of all time?

Your face.

If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Hi, I did not get your walk.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Haha, you're gay!

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."