Yours jokes

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

Your dad is gone.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

You're gay, stop reading.

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

Your hairline starts at the back of your head.

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Your Nan.

WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?

DUH! A sticker.

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.