Yours jokes
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Memes
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Your dad is gone.