Yours jokes
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Haha, you're gay!
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.