Yours jokes
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If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"
"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."
"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"
"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Your face.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Your dad is your mom.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.