Yours jokes
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
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I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...