Yours jokes
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Memes
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!