Yours jokes
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.