Yours jokes
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Your
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.