Yours jokes

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

If you're a girl, please comment.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?

Rapey Santa.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon deez nuts.

Dragon deez nuts who?

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father!"

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Your teeth are sponsored by gap.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

My girlfriend's name is Candice.

Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D

I can smell your kids!

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.