Yours jokes

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Your mom.

Your dad!

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."