Yours jokes
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.