Yours jokes

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!