Yours jokes
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.