Yours jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.