Yours jokes
Your life, that's all.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Memes
shrek has a potato for a nose
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
You're so ugly!
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*