Yours jokes

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

How fast is the speed of sex?

68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.