Yours jokes

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?