Yours jokes
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.