Yours jokes
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂