Yours jokes
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
are you serious right neow
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.