Yours jokes
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Memes
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What flowers are on your face?
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.