Yours jokes

One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?

"You're breathtaking."

There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."

When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!

You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.

When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"