You're jokes
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is your car's name?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.