You're jokes

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."

You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.

What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

Your dick shots longer.

Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."

My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

My I.

May I who?

May I put this pussy on your mouth?

Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Your mum lol teehee!

What is killing your friend called?

A homie-side.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."

Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!