You're jokes
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Memes
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
Your website.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."