You're jokes
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Your dad is your mom.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?