You're jokes
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Your Nan is dead.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?