You're jokes

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.

Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?

Time to beet your maker.

I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."