You're jokes

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

The earth was flat until they buried your mom.

A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

Can I pin your corpse to a tree?

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.