You're jokes

Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?

One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

How to cure boredom:

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.

Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.

Dog: *frown*

You're so fat, that you're fat.

An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.