You're jokes

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?