You're jokes

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”

Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."