The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Straight Hairline
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead! This joke is all about hittin' you where it hurts...your looks! See, the speaker is saying that their class's tables are straighter than your hairline. It's a low blow cause you can't fix that hairline and it's receding. Ouch! And I am a bear. I am awesome. You are… not. Haha! I win.