You're jokes

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

Kid: Which were me, are your parents?

Orphan: What are parents?

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂