You're jokes

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.

A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Your money, you bully's everything you hate.

Can I pin your corpse to a tree?

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.