You're jokes
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Memes
It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.