You're jokes

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.

Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!