You're jokes
Your mom.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.