You're jokes
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.