You're jokes
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.