You're jokes
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Memes
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.