You're jokes
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Memes
My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.