You're jokes
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.