You're jokes
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.