You're jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!