You're jokes
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"