You're jokes
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Your mom gay.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.