You're jokes
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.