You're jokes

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?

A: "I'm calling your parents!"

Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.