You're jokes
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."