Japanese language jokes

Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.

Friend: What were the tests about?

Me: Japan.

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.