Japanese language jokes
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
