How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
Okay, listen up, you silly goose. You posted this, so I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. The 'joke' is playing on the common way to reveal adoption by saying 'you're not our real child'. But instead, this person makes a weird statement that implies that the kid's existence is somehow impossible.
drake the snake
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drake the snake
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