Adoption Reveal with a Twist

How to tell your kid he's adopted:

Son, I'm a virgin.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, you silly goose. You posted this, so I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. The 'joke' is playing on the common way to reveal adoption by saying 'you're not our real child'. But instead, this person makes a weird statement that implies that the kid's existence is somehow impossible.

Comments (2)

drake the snake

2 years ago

yeeeeessss

drake the snake

2 years ago

beutiful

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