You're jokes

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

What do you call your kids?

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.

2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔