You're jokes
Just ask your dad.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
That last brain cell must've been your dad, because it left without you knowing.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
Your mama's so crazy, she thought Mike Tyson had some boots and cats up his sleeve.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.