You're jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.
His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.