You're jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your (DYM 31).
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”