You're jokes
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."