You're jokes
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
You're gay.
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
I fucked your girl.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.