You're jokes

What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

You look sexy with that rope around your neck.

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

Do you know Candice?

Nope.

Candice dick fit in your mouth.

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.