You're jokes
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.