You're jokes

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

I'm hard right now.

'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

How was your day, Freshfry?

Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.

Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?

Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.

Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.

My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

Who is your mum?

An emo.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Your mum has balls.