You're jokes

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.