Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how hairy your mom is. Like, so hairy that when you, the genius child, popped out, you got a rug burn. Get it? It's 'cause she's so furry, she's basically a rug. And based on you laughing at this, it must have happened to you.