Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
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Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that a "virgin from Alabama" is called "an orphan" because in Alabama, everyone is related to each other, and if you're a virgin, it means you ain't got no family, which means you're an orphan. Bet you feel dumb now, huh?