You jokes
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
You look like a cat.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?