You jokes
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡