You jokes
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Memes
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Gwen, are you there?
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭