You jokes

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

When is the last time you picked up the phone?

What can't a sniper say to his wife?

"I missed you."

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

What’s the difference between you and an orphan...

NOTHING!

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Gwen, are you there?

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!