You jokes
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
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What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
You look like a cat.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.