You jokes
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Memes
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!