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What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
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What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
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