You jokes
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
What would you do if you were killed?
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.