You jokes
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
ITS SO TRUE ONG
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.