You jokes

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Answer: Special forces.

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?

MC Bass-Drop.

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?

"UNBLINGABLE"

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

MC Skillet.

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.

What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?

The second hour is free.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?