You jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.