You jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

Why did you and Sarah break up?

'Cause she cheetahed on me.

The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

What do you call one orphan taking a photo?

A family photo.