You jokes
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Memes
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!