Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
You Jokes
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
