You jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Memes
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.