What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
You Jokes
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
