You jokes
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
You really gay. No questions added.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
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