You jokes
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.