Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
You Jokes
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
