You jokes
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.