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TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

You soak balls, get it?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded beef.

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do you call a bear with no ear?

B.

A priest walked in and said to the kids,

"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...