What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
You Jokes
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Your dad has a huge PP.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
