You jokes
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!